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I'm not a superstitious person.  This made me laugh.

I guess it had to pass this at some point, I just thought it was funny that I saw it.

Curling.

 A long time ago, before Curling was an Olympic sport, my dad went to Canada to testify in a murder trial.
//Some guy killed people and ran to Canada.  Or he killed people in Canada and ran to California...

He had to stay for a bit, so some Canadian police people invited him to watch some Curling.

Turns out, Curling is pretty cool.

Upon returning to California, he shared his new experience with his coworkers.

//I just realized I spelled "aviators" wrong.  Maybe I'll update that picture... tomorrow...

Unfortunately, when you've never heard of it before, you don't quite imagine it right.

Now it's in the Olympics!
The End.

Groceries! Or some weeks are better than others.

I'm in college and poor.

 

After deciding to be responsible

After panicking about money

After actual budgeting

//haha, I just noticed this.  I could've said "I can live ON this..." and it would've meant the same thing!

Zombies!!

I love The Walking Dead.  It's the bomb.  Go AMC.

There was a while when I decided I shouldn't watch it anymore because it gave me nightmares.

I know what you're thinking.  "Allie, why didn't you try to run or fight or something.  Are you a wussy?"

The answer is: YES, I'm a complete wussy.  Also, in my dreams I can't scream or move very fast.

  

And the very air becomes pudding if you try to fight.  Sometimes I'm like, "I'ma punch you, you friggin' zombie!  This is a dream, can't I do what I want?"

 

But if you try that, the zombies just eat you.  They eat you, and then you wake up shaking and a-frighted.

 

So I decided I wasn't going to watch it anymore.  Even though, deep inside my heart, I wanted nothing more than to see zombies take over the world.

Life was great.  At first.

(I was going to put ponies in this dream, but I quickly discovered that at this point, I'm completely incapable of drawing something that even remotely looks like a pony)

But then, about a week later, the zombies were back with a vengeance.

And I had a moment of brilliance.

And now, for some reason, whenever I have zombie nightmares, I'm a butt-kicking earthbender.
(if you don't know what that is, we can't be friends.)

And now I watch all The Walking Dead I want.

Not a good idea.

The other day when I got out of class, it was snowing!  It was that really light, fluffy kind of snow.

It made me so happy I wanted to run around in it.

I soon decided that this was not a good idea...

Luckily, this was all in my head before I actually did anything.

Instead, I just walked around like this

And when you look straight up it looks like this

It was awesome until I had to walk down the hill to get home.

The End

How much do I like chocolate?

I don't remember how this conversation started, but a question was asked.

"How much do you like chocolate?"

Build a snowman, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

I think my illustration skills have improved a bit.

I've never built a snowman.  It looks like fun on TV and stuff.

The ER was kind of fun.

I've still never built a snowman.