Subscribing? Following?

It's getting later into the night, but I wanted to figure this out.

So I found this gadget called "Follow by email" where all you do is put in an email and I think it sends you an email when there's a post.

Cuz maybe you don't want to do all this google stuff down where it has the followers.

I don't know if the follow by email thing pops you up by the followers or not.

But I'm sure it counts you somehow...

Maybe I'll figure it out...

Maybe you should comment if you know how this stuff works, cuz I'm going to bed.

I will write a haiku for every person that subscribes starting now.

Messes

I'm a custodian.

This is how messes probably happen.

This is how I imagine messes happen while I'm cleaning them up.

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Apartments: A Graph.

Let's face it, we're in the richest 8% of the world.

I'm awkward in public and that's why I'm hilarious on the internet.

I ran into some local celebrities.

Sometimes I fill my emotional needs with cookie dough.