Programs are sensitive like girls.

I'm a programming student.  The other night, I was writing a very basic program for a class.  Getting frustrated and I don't know what's wrong!  It looks perfect!  My logic is undeniable.

Java didn't feel that way.

Several hours later.

Some more hours.

 Then I noticed the problem.
 

After changing "If(boolean)" to "if(boolean)", it worked fine.

It's like when Jeff texts me things in Russian that I don't understand.

Java speaks Java.  I speak English.  Plus about five words in Russian.  Ypo!