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Monday, March 4, 2013

Sports

I've never really been an athletic person.  Ever.



It's just not my kind of thing.


But sports are not forgiving.



But for some reason when I was in middle school, I thought that I should find a sport.  I don't know why.  To better myself?


I know! Let's pick a sport that doesn't have something to hit me in the face!


"Allie, are you retarded?"

What a rude thing to ask, loyal reader!

But the answer is: Nope!



 The End!

//not that public education is an accurate measure of intelligence, but smaller me has been at a //college reading level since the 5th grade.