It's just not my kind of thing.
But sports are not forgiving.
But for some reason when I was in middle school, I thought that I should find a sport. I don't know why. To better myself?
I know! Let's pick a sport that doesn't have something to hit me in the face!
"Allie, are you retarded?"
What a rude thing to ask, loyal reader!
But the answer is: Nope!
//not that public education is an accurate measure of intelligence, but smaller me has been at a //college reading level since the 5th grade.